For those of you who may not be aware of the proper protocol for letting the big one.
"WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST".
Saturday, January 12, 2008
PROPER "FARTING" ETIQUETTE
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- The Old Tarf
- Older than the Rockies, but younger than Mick Jagger. Still like to boogie and sleep till noon. Enjoy a good knee's up, always game for a Kitchen Party. I am a Flower Child , who has gone from "Pot to Seed".
8 comments:
"Move upwind!" is what we gorillas yell.
GB- very civilized. We just say "Pull my Finger".
I usually drop a silent one in the office, then turn to my colleague and ask him: "Can you smell it yet?"
Mine always smell of KFC although I never eat the stuff. Why is that? It's certainly not finger licking - or pulling - good!
At Chez Trubes we usually say "Did you hear that Cat"? If the "Furfle" is whiffy the question is usually followed with, "I really must change her Food Beef in Onion Gravy must be too strong for her !
On one of these occasions when DT said "Did you hear that Cat" ? (accompanied by Clarks Trumpet Volountary), I retorted, "Well, if that was the Cat, she`ll be in Hong Kong by now. Bum Bum !
Poor cat! I thought cat farts were very very silent, always deadly, and sometimes a little runny...
Aroma Therapy what more can I say?
But to blame it on the cat. Well I never!!!!!!!
Interestingly enough, I ripped a nice fruity one off last night in bed, shoved monty under the duvet and trapped him in there with the stench.
He bit my foot.
How you doing "ol timer" ?
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