Somebody save me from this bewitching cat (actually Bitching Cat) is more accurate. Patches in her Halloween Outfit, but She really is a little witch. She is 16 years and 5 months old. I found her one night in the pouring rain around Halloween at the Lodge of which I was a member. Her whole routine is out to lunch as her Mommy is currently in Calgary on a Business Trip.
Her day consists of sleeping,pooping,farting, eating,complaining,sitting on your lap and Bacon. Anything that comes out of the Fridge is bacon to the Cat. For the past week, she has started to complain from first light to after lights out. The only time she is quiet is when she is eating. Nothing I do is what she wants. What she needs is her Mommy and her lap. Hopefully after tonight, when Mrs. Tarf comes back. Patches will setlle back into her old routine.
Because if it ever came down to a choice of which one of us would come or go. Patches would have my side of the bed as well.
I would be out sleeping in the car. Although no Cat. HMMMMMMMMMMM! Bananas
Saturday, January 26, 2008
HELP-The Cat is driving me nuts-
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You ought to be her favourite for being the one who saved her. That cat lacks loyalty.
Yeh, right typical woman. Never satisfied.
You should eat other things than bacon you know ...its not that good for you in large quantities.
Mutley-What can I say She is a real Porker.
The Cat also is CUTE! Don't forget that little pitchypatch is also good at being cute and getting all lary on catnip.
And besides, her mom does not dress her up in strange clothes.
No her mom desn't dres her up. But her sister when she comes to visit chases her around.
slanderous rubbish!
Oh, Did you think I was talking about you?????
Cannot find her when you are here to much stuff on the floor.
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