Laughing Stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at Math.
Love maybe Blind but marriage is a real eye opener.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Mulitasking means screwing up several things at once.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Some days you are the bug, somedays you are the windshield.
Support Bacteria, they're the only culture some people have.
The more you complain the longer God makes you live.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
There are 3 kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Wandering Thoughts no Rhyme or Reason
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All good stuff Mr T!! I like the change/pig cartoon best..
'Change comes from within.'
He he. I cracked a similar joke on the X rated Fingers blog.
Too blue to repeat here I'm afraid, Old Tarf.
Mutley- I couldn't resist the cartoon. I thought it was time to put something light on the blog for a change.
EK- Change is not the only thing that comes from within.
Home made Baked Beans would do that to you as well. Useful in crowed spaces.
Hee hee...nice one! And i loved the pig one too!
Sabrina- A few thoughts from the mountain top.
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