Toilet Rolls is there a right way to place them?

Well here I am again. As the Mermaid is asleep and my Ball and Strife is out at work.

I have the keyboard to myself. So many people have pondered this issue and countless marriages and relationships have gone down the crappper over the Question.

DO YOU LET THE TOILET ROLL HANG UNDER OR OVER?

Is better to be able to let the paper hang down so you can get it easier and not have to grope in shear panic as the need arises. Or does it look better over and so not as messy looking in the Bathroom.

This week it appears that my home has been invaded by a paper over person who insists on changing the role everytime I put it back to under. Wars and Political insability have been caused over stuff less serious than correct bathroom procedure.

But why all the fuss? Surely the job in hand is more imprtant than the presentation and it all goes down the flush the same. So why do we waste so much time and effort on this meaningless gesture. It is purely a matter of personal preference.

On the other hand! Those people who do not have a toilet roll holder and simply plonk the toilet roll down on the toilet or floor. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Cause nothing but turmoil to the other 2/3 of Society and should be banned to a deserted island, with nothing but pay toilets and have no change and only notes.

We were talking to some Pirates in the Halifax Hbr. Who use 2 ply as opposed to single ply to put in their cannons with black powder and then fire it off. It gives off a lot of sparks and smoke and bits of fire. It looks and sounds great.

Why on earth would someone buy single ply when 2 ply is the same price and a lot nicer. I THINK ITS THE SAME PEOPLE WHO PLONK THEIR TOILET ROLLS DOWN ON THE FLOOR OR OTHER HARD SURFACE. SO IT CAN GET FULL OF GERMS AND OTHER CRAP. So the rest of us can complain that it is not "Over or Under."