Showing posts with label drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drink. Show all posts

Friday, March 14, 2008

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY




HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY. I will be a little under the weather for the next few days.

So everyone have a safe and rowdy weekend. I intend to do just that.



As the weather is the pits. Here is a little Irish warmth for you to enjoy or some of us anyways.

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Which way do you hang your Toilet Rolls?




Toilet Rolls is there a right way to place them?

Well here I am again. Had this argument again with my Ball and Strife. So what do you think??

So many people have pondered this issue over the years and countless Marriages and Relationships have gone down the Crappper over this Question.

DO YOU LET THE TOILET ROLL HANG UNDER OR OVER?

Is better to be able to let the paper hang down so you can get it easier and not have to grope in shear panic as the need arises. Or does it look better over and so not as messy looking in the Bathroom.

This week it appears that my home has been invaded by a paper over person who insists on changing the roll everytime I put it, back to under. Wars and Political insability have been caused over stuff less serious than correct bathroom procedure.




Hence the reason for the Pictorial of proper Toilet Protocol. The Do's and Don'ts of using a Toilet.

But why all the fuss? Surely the job in hand is more important than the presentation and it all goes down the flush the same. So why do we waste so much time and effort on this meaningless gesture. It is purely a matter of one's personal preference and the inability of the other Household Members too admit that they are wrong.

On the other hand! Those people who do not have a toilet roll holder or are to lazy to use it. Simply plonk the Toilet Roll down on the Toilet or Loo Floor. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Cause nothing but turmoil too the other 2/3 of Society and should be banned to a Deserted Island, with nothing but Coin Pay Toilets and have only Bank-notes.

We were talking to some Pirates in the Halifax Hbr, who Loot and Pillage for the Tourist dollars on a Square Rigger. They use only 2 Ply as opposed to Single Ply to put in their Cannons with a black powder charge and then fire it off. It gives off a lot of sparks and smoke and bits of fire. It looks and sounds great. The single ply just doesn't cut the mustard. Finally Pirate's who have some couth and soft bottoms.

More Flush-able Waste put into our so clean Harbor. Oh, Well!

Why on earth would someone buy single ply when 2 ply is the same price and a lot nicer. I think it is the same Folks Who plonk their toilet rolls purposely on the floor or back of the Tank. SO IT CAN GET FULL OF GERMS AND OTHER CRAP. So the rest of us then can complain that it is not "Over or Under."

I think, I know why our Lass has such an affinity to Toilets and Poo. It kind of Runs in the family. You could almost; say it is in the "Jeanssss".

I have often been told . I am full of it. ( That to my family is a Compliment.)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Stupid is as Stupid Does- Electric Wires in a Pool




This is a real picture of several Yahoo's. Notice the electric cord and electric wires and etc. in the middle of the Pool.

I do hope they are not Electricians as they are not even bright Sparks. Hope they haven't decided to donate to any Sperm Banks.

Cuba the land of Sun and Surf


Picture of Mrs. Old Tarf and Myself on top of the Hill in Canadon, taken last April in Cuba.



This is a picture of Marg and myself in Santa Lucia, Cuba (Friend of ours from England and the local Taxi cab).

Well, We have been going to Cuba to the Holguin area to be exact for several years now. Always to the same resort the Blau Costa Verde. We were planning on going again this year around the 21st of April but the stars have not lined up. So we will not be going this year.

Our English friends , who we met there will be back for the the 9th or 10th time. The place is great the service is very good and the staff are wonderful. Lots to do and see, great beach and pool.

Perhaps another year.

Friday, January 25, 2008

@#$#%$%#@#$%ing Continuance on the Court Case

What another delay!!! I phoned up the Crown for a Verdict. The Trial continues. I maybe called back to give more Testimony in Court. Will know on the 28th. What a CROCK. ( excuse me for shouting).


We have a Continuance. For crying out loud. I need a Drink.