Toilet Seat Humour-Do you leave yours "Up or Down"?

This is another Mars and Venus issue in the Home. I have been well trained. I always leave it down after the fact. It is one less thing that I can get in trouble for.

Which way do you hang your Toilet Rolls?

Toilet Rolls is there a right way to place them?

Well here I am again. Had this argument again with my Ball and Strife. So what do you think??

So many people have pondered this issue over the years and countless Marriages and Relationships have gone down the Crappper over this Question.

DO YOU LET THE TOILET ROLL HANG UNDER OR OVER?

Is better to be able to let the paper hang down so you can get it easier and not have to grope in shear panic as the need arises. Or does it look better over and so not as messy looking in the Bathroom.

This week it appears that my home has been invaded by a paper over person who insists on changing the roll everytime I put it, back to under. Wars and Political insability have been caused over stuff less serious than correct bathroom procedure.




Hence the reason for the Pictorial of proper Toilet Protocol. The Do's and Don'ts of using a Toilet.

But why all the fuss? Surely the job in hand is more important than the presentation and it all goes down the flush the same. So why do we waste so much time and effort on this meaningless gesture. It is purely a matter of one's personal preference and the inability of the other Household Members too admit that they are wrong.

On the other hand! Those people who do not have a toilet roll holder or are to lazy to use it. Simply plonk the Toilet Roll down on the Toilet or Loo Floor. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Cause nothing but turmoil too the other 2/3 of Society and should be banned to a Deserted Island, with nothing but Coin Pay Toilets and have only Bank-notes.

We were talking to some Pirates in the Halifax Hbr, who Loot and Pillage for the Tourist dollars on a Square Rigger. They use only 2 Ply as opposed to Single Ply to put in their Cannons with a black powder charge and then fire it off. It gives off a lot of sparks and smoke and bits of fire. It looks and sounds great. The single ply just doesn't cut the mustard. Finally Pirate's who have some couth and soft bottoms.

More Flush-able Waste put into our so clean Harbor. Oh, Well!

Why on earth would someone buy single ply when 2 ply is the same price and a lot nicer. I think it is the same Folks Who plonk their toilet rolls purposely on the floor or back of the Tank. SO IT CAN GET FULL OF GERMS AND OTHER CRAP. So the rest of us then can complain that it is not "Over or Under."

I think, I know why our Lass has such an affinity to Toilets and Poo. It kind of Runs in the family. You could almost; say it is in the "Jeanssss".

I have often been told . I am full of it. ( That to my family is a Compliment.)