Monday, September 6, 2010

September 6th is Procrastinator's Day "Ironic" as it is Labour Day

In Honor of Procrastinators Day, I am updating my Blog. Tomorrow.

The Procrastinator's Creed.

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect from missing them.
If at first I do not succeed, there is always next year.

I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done,
the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies,astounding discoveries, and a reprieve
from all my obligations of today.

So be bold ,be proud. Be late for something today or do not do something today. What ever turns or not turns your fancy. But, whatever you do, do not be late for dinner.


Scrobs... said...

Hang about; are you sure...?

Electro-Kevin said...
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Electro-Kevin said...

I have a version of IF by Rudyard Kipling:

If you can keep your head while all of those around you are losing theirs ...

...then you probably don't have a full grasp of the seriousness of the situation.

Sweet Cheeks said...

I've been meaning to think about that.

The Old Tarf said...

haven't made my mind up yet.

still taken me awhile to get this done.

life is far too serious.

Hearing military jets fly over the condo. The Shearwater Air show is on this weekend. Glad we will be out of town Bowling in New Glasgow. Hope to play a little tomorrow night as well.