Have fun with this one

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read
each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now, go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
I betcha' you can't resist passing this one on

Song about Farting

Please sing this to "Knee's up Mother Brown". When i think of another tune more appro. or if you can think of a good tune let me know. I will sing this to that then. What a gasssss. "Enjoy" Please note that I am not responsible for any sudden eruptions that may occur while reading.




A Fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in the winter,
And suffocates the cats fleas.

A Fart can be soft and quiet,
A fart can be loud and Proud,
Some can leave a powerful,
Stinking poisonous Cloud,

A Fart can be sweet and short,
Or a fart can be puffy Long,
Some Farts have been known,
To sound like most of my Songs.

A Fart can create,
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent,queit and DEAdly.

A Fart always does occur,
In a myriad of embarrsing places,
And leaves everyone there,
With squinty eyes and strange looks on their faces.

From the wide-open prairies,
To the seats of Newfoundland theaters,
A fart will find each and everyone,
Of us much sooner than later.


I haven't written all these verses myself. This is a complation of several authors and myself, although the melody idea is mine.